Wednesday, October 24, 2012

How to skin a deer


The process of skinning a deer is very easy if you have the proper tools and know where to make the initial cuts. Allowing for the deer to cool will make it harder for the skin to come off As soon as possible skin the deer so the skin comes off easier. You can have it done professionally if you wish but following these simple steps you can save some money.

Tools

            Knife (for making cuts)

            Bone Saw (for cutting bones)

            Meat hook (to hang deer up)

            Propane Torch (burning hair off meat)

            Rope (to hang deer)

            Steel (to sharpen knife)

Step 1

Make slits in back leg tendons and hang deer from hooks in air. This will make everything easier so you will not have to bend over the deer and makes it a lot nicer to pull the hide off later.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Great Halloween Activities

Halloween is coming up fast and personally this is one of my favorite times of the year. Scary movies coming out or on tv, haunted houses and of course lots of candy.Whats not to love?!
Here are a few things you could do this Halloween:
1. Go to a haunted house
2. Carve a pumpkin
3. Have a classic scary movie marathon
4. Go see a scary movie in theaters
5. Go trick or treating
6. Decorate the house or your dorm

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

How to get kicked out of WalMart

 


Getting kicked out of WalMart may seem like something that you could just walk in and do. But if you want to do it well and feel a sense of accomplishment deep in your loins then you must follow the fool proof concept that I have developed.  This concept consists of three main components.  The first thing that you must do is target a specific area of the store. For example, my personal favorite is the toy section do to the wide variety of thigns you could goof off with.  Next, you want to do something that is clearly frowned upon and /or illegal, such as riding a bike up and down the isles. You could do one of two things for your final step in getting kicked out of WalMart. You could either run when you see an angry employee coming towards you, this is usually the quickest way of getting kicked out, or you could apologize to them and convince them that you won't do anything bad again and as soon as they turn around you continue doing that same bad thing or switch to another bad thing to do. Follow these instructions and you'll be kicked out in no time!! So go on!! What are you waiting for!? Get kicked out of your local WalMart today!