Getting kicked out of WalMart may seem like something that you could just walk in and do. But if you want to do it well and feel a sense of accomplishment deep in your loins then you must follow the fool proof concept that I have developed. This concept consists of three main components. The first thing that you must do is target a specific area of the store. For example, my personal favorite is the toy section do to the wide variety of thigns you could goof off with. Next, you want to do something that is clearly frowned upon and /or illegal, such as riding a bike up and down the isles. You could do one of two things for your final step in getting kicked out of WalMart. You could either run when you see an angry employee coming towards you, this is usually the quickest way of getting kicked out, or you could apologize to them and convince them that you won't do anything bad again and as soon as they turn around you continue doing that same bad thing or switch to another bad thing to do. Follow these instructions and you'll be kicked out in no time!! So go on!! What are you waiting for!? Get kicked out of your local WalMart today!
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
How to get kicked out of WalMart
Getting kicked out of WalMart may seem like something that you could just walk in and do. But if you want to do it well and feel a sense of accomplishment deep in your loins then you must follow the fool proof concept that I have developed. This concept consists of three main components. The first thing that you must do is target a specific area of the store. For example, my personal favorite is the toy section do to the wide variety of thigns you could goof off with. Next, you want to do something that is clearly frowned upon and /or illegal, such as riding a bike up and down the isles. You could do one of two things for your final step in getting kicked out of WalMart. You could either run when you see an angry employee coming towards you, this is usually the quickest way of getting kicked out, or you could apologize to them and convince them that you won't do anything bad again and as soon as they turn around you continue doing that same bad thing or switch to another bad thing to do. Follow these instructions and you'll be kicked out in no time!! So go on!! What are you waiting for!? Get kicked out of your local WalMart today!
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You have great detail as to how to get kicked out of Walmart, my Walmart is pretty difficult to get kicked out of, sad my friends and I have tried! But another fun thing to do in Walmart is hide and sneak always a fun way to be creative, scare random people in the store, and make some pretty hilarious memories with friends.
ReplyDeleteI definitely agree that it takes some work to achieve getting kicked out of Walmart, especially at stores that seem to care less whether or not you're running around the store disrupting customers! You mentioned some really great, detailed ideas on how to successfully get kicked out such as goofing off in the toy section and irritating employees but a few more idea might be helpful to readers just in case those don't work. A disclaimer might be helpful to your audience, just so they know what they're potentially getting themselves into!
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